i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
She puts on her makeup and curls her hair all for that boy who would never care.
me: *dials 911*
operator: hello 911, what’s your emergency?
me: i need someone to cuddle with, rub my back, and play with my hair
operator: someone is on their way, please stay calm
if i lay here
if i just lay here
would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me