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My life is kind of like when you’re about to sneeze and then don’t
(Source: diamondtwink, via nicoosuxx)
idk i really like being called cute but i also really like hearing that you masturbate to the thought of me idk
(Source: eltonherculesjohn, via nicoosuxx)
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
(via nicoosuxx)
my friend was walking down the street playing on her nintendo 3ds and it alerted her that there was another nintendo 3ds being played really close to her and she looked around and there was this guy walking down the other side of the street playing his 3ds and she ended up walking over and saying hi AND THAT IS HOW SHE MET HER CURRENT BOYFRIEND OF 5 MONTHS
(via jaceallen)