taylorann *

Taylor Prescott, 20, Vancity. -In life you need one thing to survive; the ability to realize shit happens. You step in it. Accept it, get over it, and keep moving.

spookemoij:

What if a pregnancy test just said:
Β―\_(ツ)_/Β―

(via shawnarae143)

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

(via thefuuuucomics)

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle, via shawnarae143)

cannon-fannon:

JESUS FUCK.
I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO MAKE OUT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE START TO A PORNO.
THE SEXUAL TENSION.
OH MY GOD.

(Source: littlechinesedoll, via sextnoise)

me:*walks up to a group of middle schoolers skateboarding*
me:lemme show you a trick or two
middle schoolers:*hand me a board*
me:this one's called stealing
me:*runs away with it*
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